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SYS_ID: HURTQUAKE_01 UPTIME: 99.9% STATUS: ONLINE
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GENRE: GRUNK
MEMBERS: Bevel|Scout|Grey
LOCATION: Minneapolis
LIKES: Music
DISLIKES: Trauma Dumping
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SYSTEM BOOT COMPLETE. We are HURTQUAKE, Minneapolis' least binary grunk band. We will knock your socks off then politely put them back on.

Started in Fall 2025, check out our stuff: CLICK ME

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